ROYAL NUMBER TWO ????????

This here's the most colossal dump of all time! It's so enormous, it could probably feed a whole village of deprived lizards. The aroma is overwhelming, and the color is a vibrant gold. I reckon this masterpiece deserves a royal crown. Tiny Nugget Special ???????? OMG! They gotta check out this sweet Little Nugget Special! It's so tiny, it'll melt